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gonna eat these hot pockets and despair. i know how to cook, but all i have is microwavable junk food. and microwavable pork rinds. i even shop like a loser bachelor, milk and cigarettes. i dont even like milk. but i buy milk constantly. i keep milk.

romcommunist:i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast iron pan” but i dont even know how to use that damn spell yet im not a high enough level

no matter what i do i can never like omelettes. not even restaurant ones. just, ugh,

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